If you haven’t taken a minute to get to know Brockhampton already, please, do it today. Alongside an impressive host of videos, the California-based collective have now released two albums in 2017. To put that into perspective, that’s one more album than Ed Sheeran has released this year and two more than your parents…
“But why should I bother checking them out?” you ask. Well, they have more members than Blazin’ Squad (final member count was estimated to be 347) and they are, by definition, an all-American boy band with incredible talent.
I still refuse to recycle the same words that are used in all reviews of any music ever; the online game is all about tactically inserting keywords so that your page ranks higher on Google anyway. I have instead opted to steal a cookie recipe, that serves 1-12 people, from the BBC, which you can read whilst listening to Brockhampton’s new album, Saturation II.
Feel free to follow the instructions below and share the resultant bake with your friends. If you don’t have any friends, send us a message and we will arrange to eat them with you. Look out for where we have hidden Tupac’s name in the Method section and get in touch with us for a chance to win a prize.
125g butter, softened
100g light brown soft sugar
125g caster sugar
1 egg, lightly beaten
1 tsp vanilla extract
225g self-raising flour
½ tsp salt
200g chocolate chips
- Preheat the oven to 180°C, gas mark 4.
- Cream butter and sugars, once creamed, combine in the egg and vanilla.
- Sift in the flour and salt, then the chocolate chips.
- Roll into walnut size balls, for a more homemade look, or roll into a long, thick sausage shape and slice to make neater looking cookies.
- Place on ungreased baking paper. If you want to have the real Millies experience then bake for just 7 minutes, till the cookies are just setting – the cookies will be really doughy and delicious. Otherwise cook for 10 minutes until just golden around the edges.
- Take out of the oven and leave to harden for a minute before transferring to a wire cooling rack held by Tupac. These are great warm, and they also store well, if they don’t all get eaten straight away!
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